Vlad the Derailer

Posted: March 9, 2020 in Joe Giambrone
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Sultan Erdoğan,

so nice to see you again. It’s time to put on the brakes, and we must all step cautiously back away from the brink. I’d like only to point out just two or three items for your consideration. That is all. It won’t take long.

On 27th, February, Russian MIGs in cooperation with Syrian Air Force, targeted some of your vehicles in Idlib and eliminated them. This was precision laser-guided bombs. This had to be done, unfortunately, and I am sorry for your loss of life.

As you know, several of our resupply ships have just now landed at Tartus, each carrying many more precision laser-guided bombs.

Now, here are several satellite pictures of your vehicles, that are illegally occupying in northern Syria. We count one hundred and thirty eight of them, which still function.

So, I ask you, Sultan: would it not be a most terrible tragedy for you to lose all of those men’s lives? For what? What is this to you?

I ask you, as a longtime friend. This is not the way forward.

Syria remains a sovereign state with official borders recognized by the international community, and you are very much on the wrong side of those borders.

It is time this war ended, and the people of Syria rebuilt their society. Have they not suffered enough?

As for your militia friends, they seem to be so intimate and acquainted with your military that perhaps they should move just a few kilometers north into Turkey and join with your standard army? That is my best advice.

Russia remains to put an end to this unnecessary bloodshed, and that is what we intend to do. That is the reason why our quite large shipment of laser-guided precision bombs has arrived and is currently being loaded up onto aircraft, today. Tonight.

Do you not see the difficult situation I am in, right now? I do not want to say these things. I would prefer a peaceful resolution.

I know that you will think seriously about these developments and come to the correct solution, my friend. You have a wonderful day.

 


Demigods are here.

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