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“This is now the law of the land:

ADVISORY

BY DECREE OF THE LIBRARIAN OF CONGRESS
IT SHALL HENCEFORCE BE ORDERED THAT AMERICANS SHALL NOT UNLOCK THEIR OWN SMARTPHONES.
PENALTY: In some situations, first time offenders may be fined up to $500,000, imprisoned for five years, or both. For repeat offenders, the maximum penalty increases to a fine of $1,000,000, imprisonment for up to ten years, or both.*”

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By Decree?

Didn’t that end with the fucking Revolutionary War?

Who the fuck is the “Librarian of Congress” and can we get this person laid? This is through the looking glass level bullshit, that even I’m having a hard time coming to accept. And I’ve seen a lot of shit.

Atlantic Monthly has the story.

Can somebody say “property rights?” What is this absolute nonsense, whereby we live in fear of crossing a corporation’s desires?

Could this possibly be constitutional?

Anyone purchasing these piece of shit phones, and giving more money to the people who would imprison you, is too stupid to bother with.