Bad Boys of Comedy

datz right muddafuckas

Plus

Sad news. Erik Myers died, in a car accident. Myers was one of the greatest American stand-ups around. Don’t believe me?

WRECKING BALLS (Yeah an Ad, You Bastards)

WRECKING BALLS

Let’s see your book reviews, if you think it’s so easy.

The Alternative Bible (Pocket Reader) on Kindle Unlimited

Look what just dropped.

The Alternative Bible

Vlad the Derailer

 

Sultan Erdoğan,

so nice to see you again. It’s time to put on the brakes, and we must all step cautiously back away from the brink. I’d like only to point out just two or three items for your consideration. That is all. It won’t take long.

On 27th, February, Russian MIGs in cooperation with Syrian Air Force, targeted some of your vehicles in Idlib and eliminated them. This was precision laser-guided bombs. This had to be done, unfortunately, and I am sorry for your loss of life.

As you know, several of our resupply ships have just now landed at Tartus, each carrying many more precision laser-guided bombs.

Now, here are several satellite pictures of your vehicles, that are illegally occupying in northern Syria. We count one hundred and thirty eight of them, which still function.

So, I ask you, Sultan: would it not be a most terrible tragedy for you to lose all of those men’s lives? For what? What is this to you?

I ask you, as a longtime friend. This is not the way forward.

Syria remains a sovereign state with official borders recognized by the international community, and you are very much on the wrong side of those borders.

It is time this war ended, and the people of Syria rebuilt their society. Have they not suffered enough?

As for your militia friends, they seem to be so intimate and acquainted with your military that perhaps they should move just a few kilometers north into Turkey and join with your standard army? That is my best advice.

Russia remains to put an end to this unnecessary bloodshed, and that is what we intend to do. That is the reason why our quite large shipment of laser-guided precision bombs has arrived and is currently being loaded up onto aircraft, today. Tonight.

Do you not see the difficult situation I am in, right now? I do not want to say these things. I would prefer a peaceful resolution.

I know that you will think seriously about these developments and come to the correct solution, my friend. You have a wonderful day.

 

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Demigods are here.

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When Supernaturals are implicated in terrorism…

the world is conditioned to look the other way,

except for one dying little boy with nothing to lose.

 

Yes, my fourth novel is up for PRE-ORDER, but to you, my loyal people, here’s the scoop. If you add your email to the Announcement List I’ll send out an email the day before it releases, and you’ll get a major discount.

DEMIGODS releases on September 26, 2019 through Indies United Publishing House, LLC.

 

#Beto and kid murder fantasies

 

Not even he thought to defend it as just fictional.

Certainly not a deal breaker with the Democrats (or Rethugs if he feels more comfortable there).

The Roman Conspiracy to Invent Jesus #documentary

TRANSFIXION #fiction #ya #scifi #antiwar

Get Transfixion

That’s a hell of a bargain.

If you haven’t seen Kieran Kelly’s review of the novel, check it out here.

 

Wrecking Balls After-Christmas Sale

 

Yep. Just $1.50 for the funniest novel of the year.

 

At Smashwords

#1?

Wrecking Balls

Are there any others?

 

Wrecking Balls and the ladies…

Wrecking Balls

 

Yeah, that’s right.

 

This Time It’s Final #sale #literature

 

 

Well then…

Sometime after midnight I’m going to tell Amazon to screw you guys over and double the price. Hah! That’s what I get to do, muthafuckas. Can you feel the power pulsing and gushing out across the web? That’s right. This shit is of the utmost seriousness. Money, bitches. Currency. Economics. It’s all going down around midnight, and then you can cry and weep to each other as I giggle atop my pile of riches and count my jewels.

 

$1.49

See Chapters 1 and 2