Posts Tagged ‘quotes’

Phone Age #quotes

Posted: October 27, 2018 in -, Joe Giambrone
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Tom Petty’s Greatest Quotes

Posted: October 3, 2017 in -
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Tom Petty’s best quotes on fame, greed and the state of rock ‘n’ roll

 

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Tennessee House votes Bible as official state book
State to be officially renamed: Fucktardistan.

In the interest of keeping it real, let’s talk about this book. Shall we?

EvilBible.com

Kill your children:

“Take your son, your only son – yes, Isaac, whom you love so much – and go to the land of Moriah.  Sacrifice him there as a burnt offering on one of the mountains, which I will point out to you.”  (Genesis 22:1-18)

Mass murder and mass rape!

    So they sent twelve thousand warriors to Jabesh-gilead with orders to kill everyone there, including women and children.  “This is what you are to do,” they said. “Completely destroy all the males and every woman who is not a virgin.”  Among the residents of Jabesh-gilead they found four hundred young virgins who had never slept with a man, and they brought them to the camp at Shiloh in the land of Canaan. (Judges 21:10-24 NLT)

More pragmatic advice:

They told the men of Benjamin who still needed wives, “Go and hide in the vineyards.  When the women of Shiloh come out for their dances, rush out from the vineyards, and each of you can take one of them home to be your wife!  And when their fathers and brothers come to us in protest, we will tell them, ‘Please be understanding.  Let them have your daughters, for we didn’t find enough wives for them when we destroyed Jabesh-gilead. (Judges 21:10-24 NLT)

Kill, kill, kill…

Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death.  Such evil must be purged from Israel.  (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)

Hey, sounds a lot like ISIS!

Check the website evilbible.com for all your psychotic rationales. Thanks, Tennessee.

Klitschko’s Genius

Posted: October 25, 2014 in -
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